dreams
So Jeff says that I should be recording my dreams somewhere, lest their bizarre content be lost to posterity, and I have nothing else I feel like writing about at the moment. Hence this post. Interpretations are welcome in the comments section.
I woke up twice last night, and so I have two sets of dreams to record.
1. I dreamt that I was cleaning out a freezer that was full of bags of frozen chicken. The bags were tagged with April and May expiry dates, but I wasn't sure if those still applied if the chicken was being kept in a freezer. To my left, outside the freezer, was a box of Popsicles, the brightly colored kind. It was 90 degrees out, but they weren't melting, which made me highly suspicious of their ingredients.
2. I dreamt that I was at some kind of ritzy lakefront vacation area. Large 'cabins' in a woodsy area. I walked by one that was mostly glass-fronted, with high ceilings and long draping curtains; two men were lounging in armchairs before a fireplace; in their room was a tremendous canopied bed with black satin sheets. But the next cabin over was mine, and I was alone, thinking that at least if I was alone, it would be a nice place to be alone.
Well, my cabin was just full of pianos. Eleven pianos, to be exact. Big black grand pianos, white lacquered baby grand pianos, Victorian pianos painted cream with tiny rosebuds, plain wooden pianos, even a piano covered in leather. They completely filled the place, as if it was being used for storage. The weird thing (my mind told me) about this situation was that the piano benches were all mismatched. I was looking around the room trying to figure out which benches ought to be moved where to go with the matching piano, when someone came in and removed one of the pianos. Wait! I thought. Now one of the pianos will never have its matching bench...
And then there was the dream from yesterday.
3. I was in charge of a champion wrestler (a Disney-style hero with golden hair and all sorts of muscles), but he had a nervous breakdown and was lying in the ring all curled up, crying. I was physically trying to pull him off the floor, but I was just little me, and he was really big, and it was not working. The crowd was booing us.
There will be more real blogging, I promise, once my August 15 deadline is past.

